"If you want to know all about church trouble, just ask someone who hasn't been there for six months." -Anonymous

Customer: "Do you sell dog biscuits in this rotten little shop?"
Clerk: "Yessir, would you like to eat them here, or shall I send them to your kennel?" -Unknown

"Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish." -Michelangelo

"Anger is just one letter short of danger." -Unknown

"A little common sense would prevent most divorces--amd marriages, too." -Unknown

"When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want to take advice from a stranger." -Unknown

"He who constantly criticizes his inferiors hasn't any." -Unknown

"Trust, like fine china, once broken can be repaired, but it is never quite the same." -Unknown